Chorus Singers[CS]:
Wiry Twerp, Wiry Twerp -- long may his memories remain
Tall in the saddle and low in the ground
That was old Wiry Twerp
Twerp:
(to horse) Whoa, whoa there, whoa!
Well folks -- I'm a aiming to sing

(sings) I love you
Oh yes I do
I love your brother
Your dear old sister, Sue (sister Sue)
I love your pa
And you dear cousin Lou
But most of all, my darling
I love your brother

CS:
He loves you
Honest he do
He loves your brother
Your dear old Sister, Flo
Twerp:
I love your pa (your pa)
And your dear Cousin Lou (Lou)
But most of all, my darling
I (He) loves your brother

I do love you
I do -- I dearest do (hiccup)